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Earl - What Burns My Biscuits - Teddy bear with a t-shirt

$49.99
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Earl - What Burns My Biscuits - Teddy bear with a t-shirt

$49.99

Earl's "You Know What Burns My Biscuits" Teddy Bear



The softest, most opinionated little bear you'll ever meet.



Earl would never admit he finds this teddy bear adorable. But Ethel has already ordered one and put it on the couch. This huggable little bear is made from the finest, softest polyester fiber and comes dressed in a miniature "You Know What Burns My Biscuits" t-shirt — making it quite possibly the most opinionated stuffed animal in existence. At 9.5″ sitting down it's the perfect size for a shelf, a nightstand, a grandkid's bedroom, or honestly just your own couch right next to your morning coffee.



Whether you're shopping for a birthday, the holidays, a new grandchild, or just because someone in your life needs a bear with a strong opinion about breakfast — this one delivers. And squeezes. A lot.




  • Soft polyester fiber construction — incredibly huggable

  • Filled with PE/PVC pellets for a satisfying weight and feel

  • Measures 9.5″ sitting down — perfect display and cuddle size

  • Wears a miniature "You Know What Burns My Biscuits" printed t-shirt

  • T-shirt: 100% polyester

  • Printed in the USA

  • Available in the US only



Perfect for fans of Earl & Ethel, grandkids, gift givers, collectors, and anyone who believes you're never too old for a good teddy bear — especially one with strong opinions about burned biscuits.



Note: Not suitable for children under 3 years of age. Available in the US only.

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