“You know what burns my biscuits?” — Earl
“You know what fries my bacon?” — Earl
“Get off my lawn!” — Earl
Clean comedy gifts for grown folks
“You know what burns my biscuits?” — Earl
“You know what fries my bacon?” — Earl
“Get off my lawn!” — Earl
Clean comedy gifts for grown folks
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Who Are Earl & Ethel?
From the Porch in Acworth, Georgia
Earl is the man on the porch. You know the one. He's been around long enough to have opinions about everything — the weather, the neighbors, the price of a cup of coffee. He'll tell you exactly what burns his biscuits and what fries his bacon, whether you asked or not. Especially if you didn't ask.
Ethel is right there beside him. Sharp as a tack, warm as a biscuit fresh out of the oven. She's seen it all, raised a few of you, and she's earned every opinion she has.
Together, they make gifts for people who've earned the right to say what they think — and for the people who love them.
“You know what burns my biscuits?”— Earl, constantly
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