Contact Us

Well, look who decided to reach out. Earl says he's surprised anyone found this page. Ethel says that's not a very nice thing to say and told him to hush.

Whether you've got a question about an order, a product you're looking for, or you just want to tell us what's been burning your biscuits lately — we genuinely love hearing from you. Every message gets read by a real person. Earl reads them out loud sometimes. Ethel edits his responses before they go out.

Got a Story to Share?

Did something remind you of your grandpa? Did a mug make your mom cry happy tears? Did you give an Earl & Ethel gift and watch someone lose it laughing? We want to hear it. Send us your stories, your memories, your “that’s exactly my Uncle Gerald” moments. That’s what this whole thing is about.

Want to Send Fan Mail?

Earl pretends he doesn’t care about fan mail. He absolutely does. Ethel has a whole system for it. You can send letters, cards, drawings, or whatever else strikes your fancy to:

Earl & Ethel
PO Box 236
Acworth, GA 30101

Earl cannot promise a handwritten reply. His handwriting is something else. Ethel is working on it.

Need Help With an Order?

Use the form below and we’ll get back to you as soon as we can — usually within 1–2 business days. You can also reach us at info@mustardstainmedia.com.

Ethel says to include your order number if you have one. Earl says to include it even if you don’t, just to be safe. Ethel says that doesn’t make sense. Earl says it doesn’t hurt.