Earl - Get Off My Lawn - Fanny Pack

Earl's "Get Off My Lawn!" Fanny Pack

Hands free. Message delivered. Lawn protected.

Earl called it ridiculous. Then he tried it. Now you can't get it off him — mostly because it keeps his hands free to gesture emphatically at anyone who gets too close to the grass. This water-resistant fanny pack is the perfect companion for a festival, a theme park, a vacation, a farmers market, or just a day when you want your hands free and your essentials close.

The top zipper with dual sliders keeps everything secure, the small inner pocket keeps the little things organized, and the adjustable straps mean it fits just about everyone comfortably. Earl right there on the front makes sure everyone around you knows exactly where you stand — on the porch, off the lawn, and ready for anything.

• 100% polyester with water-resistant material — built for any adventure


• Roomy 6.5″ × 13″ × 2¾″ with 0.37 gallon capacity


• Top zipper with 2 sliders for easy, secure access


• Small inner pocket for extra organization


• Silky lining with piped inside hems for a premium feel


• Adjustable 1¼″ straps with plastic strap regulators — fits most waist sizes


• Earl's "Get Off My Lawn!" artwork on the front

Perfect for fans of Earl & Ethel, festival goers, vacationers, proud homeowners, and anyone who has ever needed both hands free to make their point about personal space absolutely crystal clear.

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