Earl - Burns My Biscuits - Utility crossbody bag

Earl's "You Know What Burns My Biscuits" Crossbody Sling Bag

For the person who has somewhere to be and something to say about it.

Earl has opinions about a lot of things. This bag carries all of them — along with your phone, your wallet, your keys, and whatever else you need for the day. Water-resistant, structured, and surprisingly roomy for its size, this utility crossbody holds everything you need without weighing you down. Whether you're heading out for a hike, a festival, a farmers market, or just running errands with a strong opinion about the self-checkout line, this bag handles it all.

The outside pocket puts your most-reached-for items within easy reach, the inside pocket keeps everything else organized, and the two-way zipper means getting in and out is never a production. The adjustable strap gets it sitting exactly where you want it — and Earl on the front lets everyone know exactly what kind of day you're having.

• 100% polyester with water-resistant, durable construction


• Sturdy fusible backing gives the bag a firm, structured shape


• Compact 5.7″ × 7.7″ × 2″ — fits the essentials without the bulk


• Inside and outside pockets for easy organization


• Two-way zipper for quick, easy access


• Adjustable strap for a comfortable, customizable fit


• Earl's "You Know What Burns My Biscuits" artwork on the front

Perfect for fans of Earl & Ethel, hikers, festival goers, day trippers, and anyone who has somewhere to be and something to say about everything they encounter along the way.