Earl and Ethel - Stainless steel water bottle with a straw lid

Earl & Ethel Stainless Steel Water Bottle

Because staying hydrated is the one piece of advice Earl actually follows.

Ethel has been telling Earl to drink more water for years. He finally listened — and he did it in style. This 32 oz stainless steel water bottle is built for the long haul, whether that's a morning walk, a trip to the grandkids' soccer game, or just surviving a busy Tuesday.

Double-walled vacuum insulation keeps your drink cold when you need it cold and warm when you need it warm. The wide-mouth foldable straw means no spills, and the rotating handle means you can carry it without thinking twice. One side features Earl and Ethel in their beloved rocking chairs, the other carries the classic Earl & Ethel logo.

It's the water bottle Earl would buy — if Ethel told him to.

• 32 oz (950 ml) capacity


• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation


• Wide-mouth foldable straw — spill-free sipping


• Rotating handle for easy carrying


• Glossy finish with anti-slip patch on the bottom


• Lead and BPA-free materials


• Hand-wash only — not dishwasher or microwave safe

Perfect for fans of Earl & Ethel, outdoor adventurers, busy grandparents, and anyone Ethel has ever told to drink more water.

Made Just for You — No Rush, No Waste

Here's something Earl would actually approve of: we don't make a thousand water bottles and hope somebody buys them. Your bottle is made the moment you order it — no sitting in a warehouse, no overproduction, no waste.

Now, does that mean it takes a little longer to get to you? Yes it does. But good things are worth waiting for. Ethel's been saying that about Earl for 53 years, and she's still right.

Thanks for making a thoughtful purchase. It means more than you know.

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