Earl and Ethel Porch Sitter - Stainless steel water bottle with a straw lid

Earl & Ethel Fan Club — Official Porch Sitter Water Bottle

Ethel finally got the Official Porch Sitter to drink more water. This is how.

Staying hydrated is the one piece of advice every Official Porch Sitter should actually follow. This 32 oz stainless steel water bottle makes it easy — double-walled vacuum insulation keeps your drink cold when you need it cold and warm when you need it warm, the wide-mouth foldable straw means no spills, and the rotating handle means you can carry it without thinking twice.

Whether you're heading out for a morning walk, sitting on the porch all afternoon, or finally making it to that grandkid's soccer game, the Official Porch Sitter graphic on the front lets everyone know exactly who you are and where you'd rather be.

• 32 oz (950 ml) capacity — stay hydrated all day


• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation


• Wide-mouth foldable straw — spill-free sipping


• Rotating handle for easy carrying


• Glossy finish with anti-slip patch on the bottom


• Lead and BPA-free materials


• Hand-wash only — not dishwasher or microwave safe


• Earl & Ethel Fan Club Official Porch Sitter graphic on the front

Perfect for fans of Earl & Ethel, outdoor adventurers, busy grandparents, morning walkers, and anyone Ethel has ever told to drink more water — which is basically everyone.

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