Earl - What Burns My Biscuits - Unisex t-shirt

Earl's "You Know What Burns My Biscuits" T-Shirt

For the days when your shirt needs to say it before you do.

Some mornings you wake up and the biscuits are already burning before you've even left the house. The news, the traffic, the self-checkout machine that won't scan your item — it all adds up. This is that shirt. Soft, lightweight, and comfortable enough to wear all day, it's the kind of shirt that becomes your favorite without even trying.

Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, the pre-shrunk fabric stays true to size wash after wash, and the side-seamed construction gives it a flattering fit for just about everyone. Earl is right there on the front, ready to represent everything you're feeling but too polite to say out loud.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton — soft, lightweight, and breathable


• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² — the perfect everyday weight


• Pre-shrunk fabric — stays true to size wash after wash


• Side-seamed construction for a flattering fit


• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for added durability


• Earl's "You Know What Burns My Biscuits" graphic on the front


• Unisex fit — comfortable and flattering for all

Note: Fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Perfect for fans of Earl & Ethel, grumpy morning people, biscuit lovers, and anyone who has ever needed their shirt to do the talking for them before the coffee kicks in.