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Earl - What Burns My Biscuits - Tapered stainless steel tumbler

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Earl - What Burns My Biscuits - Tapered stainless steel tumbler

$38.99

Earl's "You Know What Burns My Biscuits" Tapered Tumbler



For the days when everything is burning your biscuits and you need your coffee to keep up.



Some days start out fine. And then something burns your biscuits before you've even finished your first cup. This sleek 20 oz tapered tumbler is built for exactly those days — the double-walled vacuum seal insulation keeps hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold, the spill-resistant press-in lid means you can take it anywhere without worrying, and the glossy finish gives it a clean, polished look that holds up through whatever the day throws at you.



Unlike most of the drinkware in your collection, this one is dishwasher safe — which Earl would call a bonus and Ethel would call long overdue. Earl is right there on the front, ready to commiserate with every sip and remind you that you are absolutely not overreacting.




  • Tapered stainless steel body with glossy finish — sleek and durable

  • Double-walled vacuum seal insulation — keeps drinks hot or cold

  • 20 oz (600 ml) capacity — the perfect everyday size

  • Transparent press-in plastic lid — spill-resistant on the go

  • Dishwasher safe — easy care, every time

  • Earl's "You Know What Burns My Biscuits" graphic on the front



Perfect for fans of Earl & Ethel, daily commuters, workout warriors, cozy morning people, and anyone whose biscuits get burned on a regular basis and needs their tumbler to hold up through all of it.

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