Earl - What Burns My Biscuits - Strap apron

Earl's "You Know What Burns My Biscuits" Strap Apron

For the cook who has opinions about everything — especially what's burning.

Earl knows a thing or two about burned biscuits. And now he's in the kitchen with you. This smooth polyester apron is comfortable, practical, and just the right amount of Earl for any cooking occasion — whether you're flipping burgers at the backyard cookout, baking something the grandkids requested, or trying to figure out why everything in the oven is burning your biscuits again.

The generous 31.5″ × 25.6″ size protects your clothes from neck to knee, the tie-back closure adjusts to fit just about anyone comfortably, and Earl right there on the front lets everyone in the kitchen know exactly what kind of cook is in charge today — and exactly how they feel about it.

• 100% polyester — smooth, easy to wipe clean


• Generous 31.5″ × 25.6″ size — protects your clothes from neck to knee


• Comfortable tie-back closure — one size fits most


• Earl's "You Know What Burns My Biscuits" artwork on the front


• Lightweight and comfortable for long cooking sessions


• Perfect for the kitchen, the grill, or any messy creative project

Perfect for fans of Earl & Ethel, home cooks, grill masters, bakers, and anyone who has ever opened the oven door to find that yes, the biscuits are burned — again.