Earl - What Burns My Biscuits - Stainless steel water bottle with a straw lid

Earl's "You Know What Burns My Biscuits" Water Bottle

Ethel finally got Earl to drink more water. This is how.

Earl has strong opinions about a lot of things. Staying hydrated isn't usually one of them. But even Earl can't argue with a 32 oz double-walled vacuum insulated water bottle that keeps his drink cold all day, has a wide-mouth foldable straw so there's no spilling, and a rotating handle so he can carry it without thinking twice. Ethel calls it practical. Earl calls it tolerable. Either way it gets the job done.

Whether you're heading out for a morning walk, powering through a busy day, or just trying to survive whatever is currently burning your biscuits, Earl is right there on the front to remind you that you are absolutely not overreacting.

• 32 oz (950 ml) capacity — stay hydrated all day


• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation


• Wide-mouth foldable straw — spill-free sipping


• Rotating handle for easy carrying


• Glossy finish with anti-slip patch on the bottom


• Lead and BPA-free materials


• Hand-wash only — not dishwasher or microwave safe


• Earl's "You Know What Burns My Biscuits" graphic on the front

Perfect for fans of Earl & Ethel, outdoor adventurers, busy people, morning walkers, and anyone Ethel has ever told to drink more water — which, let's be honest, is all of us.

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