Earl - What Burns My Biscuits - Poker playing cards

Earl's "You Know What Burns My Biscuits" Playing Cards

Deal 'em out. Earl's got something to say and all night to say it.

Every good game night needs a great deck of cards — and this one comes with a full serving of Earl. These premium poker cards are printed on smooth 305 gsm cardstock that feels substantial in your hands — not flimsy, not slippery, just right. They shuffle well, they deal clean, and they come tucked in a clear acrylic box that keeps them protected between games.

Whether you're playing Rummy on the back porch, running a poker night with the grandkids, or just looking for a gift that's actually useful, this deck delivers. Earl is right there on every card — ready to remind you that some things in life are worth complaining about, and some things are worth playing cards over. Sometimes both.

• Smooth 305 gsm cardstock — premium feel, durable construction


• Standard 2.5″ × 3.5″ poker size — works with any card game


• Full 52 card deck plus 2 Jokers


• Comes in a clear acrylic display and storage box


• Earl's "You Know What Burns My Biscuits" artwork throughout


• Blank product sourced from the USA

Perfect for fans of Earl & Ethel, card game lovers, game night hosts, and anyone who believes the best evenings end around a table with good people, a cold drink, and a deck of cards that makes everyone smile — even when the biscuits are burning.