Earl - What Burns My Biscuits - Can cooler

Earl's "You Know What Burns My Biscuits" Can Cooler

Keep your drink cold. Keep your biscuit burning opinions even hotter.

Earl has strong feelings about two things — a cold drink and everything else that's burning his biscuits. This neoprene can cooler handles the first one. Slip your favorite beverage inside and keep it cold from the first sip to the last, whether you're at a backyard cookout, a tailgate, a family reunion, or just sitting on the porch stewing about something that absolutely burned your biscuits today.

Made from high-grade neoprene with ribbed seams and a waterproof construction, it keeps your drink cold and your hand warm and dry. Available in regular and slim sizes so it fits whatever you're drinking. Earl is right there on the front — ready to commiserate with every sip.

• High-grade neoprene construction — durable, waterproof, and flexible


• Keeps drinks cold longer — no sweaty hands


• Ribbed seams for a secure, comfortable grip


• Available in Regular 5″ × 4″ and Slim 6.5″ × 3.2″


• Fits standard and slim 12 oz cans


• Earl's "You Know What Burns My Biscuits" graphic on the front


• Printed in the USA


• Spot clean as needed

Perfect for fans of Earl & Ethel, backyard entertainers, tailgaters, cookout regulars, and anyone who takes their cold drink as seriously as Earl takes his opinions about burned biscuits.