Earl - Get Off My Lawn - Poker playing cards

Earl's "Get Off My Lawn!" Playing Cards

Deal 'em out. And keep it on the porch — not the lawn.

Earl takes two things seriously — his lawn and a good card game. Nobody gets on the lawn. But everyone is welcome at the card table. These premium poker cards are printed on smooth 305 gsm cardstock that feels substantial in your hands — not flimsy, not slippery, just right. They shuffle well, they deal clean, and they come tucked in a clear acrylic box that keeps them protected between games.

Whether you're playing Rummy on the back porch, running a poker night with the grandkids, or just looking for a gift that's actually useful, this deck delivers. Earl is right there on every card — keeping a close eye on the game and an even closer eye on the lawn.

• Smooth 305 gsm cardstock — premium feel, durable construction


• Standard 2.5″ × 3.5″ poker size — works with any card game


• Full 52 card deck plus 2 Jokers


• Comes in a clear acrylic display and storage box


• Earl's "Get Off My Lawn!" artwork throughout


• Blank product sourced from the USA

Perfect for fans of Earl & Ethel, card game lovers, game night hosts, proud homeowners, and anyone who believes the best evenings end around a table with good people and a deck of cards — preferably nowhere near the lawn.