Earl and Ethel Porch Sitter - Greeting card

Earl & Ethel Fan Club — Official Porch Sitter Greeting Card

For the fellow porch sitter in your life who deserves a little recognition.

Some people need a trophy. Others need a plaque. But a true Official Porch Sitter? They need a great card. Whether you're celebrating a birthday, saying thank you, marking a retirement, or just letting someone know they crossed your mind — this card does it with a little Earl and Ethel charm that nobody else's card is going to have.

Printed on thick 350 g/m² paperboard with vibrant toner-based colors that pop, it feels substantial in your hands and looks sharp enough to keep. The inside is blank so you can say exactly what you want to say — in your own words. Comes with a complimentary envelope, ready to send.

• Thick 350 g/m² paperboard — premium feel, not your average drugstore card


• Vibrant toner-based printing — colors that pop and last


• Blank inside — write your own personal message


• Comes with a complimentary envelope


• Available in three sizes:


• Small: 4″ × 6″ — perfect for a quick note


• Medium: 5″ × 7″ — the classic card size


• Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ — when you have a lot to say


• Earl & Ethel Fan Club Official Porch Sitter graphic on the front

Perfect for fans of Earl & Ethel, birthdays, retirements, thank you notes, thinking of you moments, and anyone who still believes a handwritten card means more than a text message. Earl would agree. He just wouldn't say it out loud.