Earl and Ethel Porch Sitter - Golf towel

Earl & Ethel Fan Club — Official Porch Sitter Golf Towel

For the golfer who takes their game seriously and their porch sitting even more seriously.

Earl has two modes — porch sitting and golf. This towel covers both. The soft microfiber fabric keeps your clubs clean and your hands dry from the first tee to the eighteenth hole, the gold grommet and hanging ring clip right onto your bag so it's always within reach, and the quick-drying fabric means it's ready to go again before you reach the next hole.

The Earl & Ethel Fan Club Official Porch Sitter graphic is right there on the front — because even on the golf course, your title travels with you.

• 80% polyester, 20% polyamide microfiber blend — soft, absorbent, and quick-drying


• Generously sized 16″ × 24″ — plenty of coverage for clubs and hands


• Gold grommet and hanging ring — clips easily to any golf bag


• Lightweight and easy to carry


• Earl & Ethel Fan Club Official Porch Sitter graphic on the front


• Machine wash in cold water (max. 90°F / 30°C)


• Versatile enough for workouts, travel, or outdoor adventures

Perfect for fans of Earl & Ethel, golfers, outdoor enthusiasts, and anyone who splits their time equally between the fairway and the front porch.