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This can koozie handles one of them. Slip your favorite beverage inside and keep it cold from the first sip to the last, whether you're at a backyard cookout, a tailgate, a family reunion, or just sitting on the porch doing absolutely nothing — which Earl would argue is highly underrated.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in Regular 12 oz and Slim 12 oz so it fits whatever you're drinking. 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